If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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