Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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