I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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