OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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