where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
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Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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