no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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