I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He kissed a someone with a penis
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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