Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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