I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Randomize
