Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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