Its about making memories worth repressing
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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