he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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