Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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