I want to stick my p in your. b.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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