lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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