she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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