Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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