Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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