i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I need to align my fucking chakras
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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