Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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