You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
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I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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