so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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