She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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