that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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