How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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