well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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