shes about as inviting as chlamydia
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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