By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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