Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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