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Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo

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(845): Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo http://tfl.nu/oxyw

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you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!

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noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!

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(650): you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish! (1-650): noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish! http://tfl.nu/qi3r

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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.

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(317): im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like. http://tfl.nu/djvv

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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday

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mom would be proud

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(646): We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday (1-646): mom would be proud http://tfl.nu/m6gx

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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.

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(207): no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod. http://tfl.nu/vf6z

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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.

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(781): Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him. http://tfl.nu/iiv7

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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss

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OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?

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Doritoesssssss

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(518): All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss (301): OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with? (518): Doritoesssssss http://tfl.nu/528p

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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?

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it happened again.

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(973): remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels? (973): it happened again. http://tfl.nu/jmjg

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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?

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(937): Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding? http://tfl.nu/i14g

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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?

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(614): He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual? http://tfl.nu/dfsm

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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.

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(917): After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment. http://tfl.nu/hjie

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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!

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(208): WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY! http://tfl.nu/ts4x

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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.

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(440): Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick. http://tfl.nu/gh2j

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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.

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(206): He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober. http://tfl.nu/q7n9

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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes

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(931): Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes http://tfl.nu/7hsu

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