You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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