chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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