WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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