last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere