I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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