i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
We need to rekindle our bromance
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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