Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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