Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
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I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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