wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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