Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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