At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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