I cockslap morals
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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