Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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