Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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