question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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