No more Irish car bombs ever.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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