So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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