What a fucking waste of an outfit
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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