Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Can I color on your dick again?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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