doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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