i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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