i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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