now i know why i became what i already was.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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