Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
