She went from zero to smokin in five shots
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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