i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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