4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.