Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?