we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?